Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).
