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Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	8571
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Farms Harvested:	638
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	178

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	495	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Votes:	6428	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3405

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	2519
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5630	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5