NoobstersUHC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Potions Brewed:	154	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	128	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Armor Forged:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	687

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	5960
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1058	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4