Nermitcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mines Excavated:	1407	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchantments Applied:	242
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	203	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Votes:	2664
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crops Grown:	7515
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	8550	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2059	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Farms Harvested:	574
Void Armor Forged:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2