| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4696 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 474 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2203 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4199 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9668 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 1216 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5657 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2204 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3068 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7194 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3814 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5292 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 404 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7507 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1154 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6153 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 887 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2989 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3493 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
