| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 487 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7951 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 252 |
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6112 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6125 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 309 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4848 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1623 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6170 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5596 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 487 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2077 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 935 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Crops Grown: | 3993 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1235 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 274 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4270 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4121 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5712 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1167 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3041 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7641 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 52 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 286 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7432 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4097 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8249 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1439 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7152 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 62 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
