UsM Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hello! Are you looking for a server with a great spawn, Nice people, mature staff, and more like that? If so, The UsM Server is the server for you! We never ban for no reason, and we respect everyone! We do not allow bullying or any rules to be broken. We make sure everyone enjoys their time. We will always answer all your questions, and we have staff/undercover staff on almost 24/7! So you will/should be treated fairly. So come join us now! We have everything ready and set up (including shops). We were sure to double check everything, but if you find a glitch, please, let us know! We have shops, MCMMO, RAIDING, and a great spawn like no other! > Don’t believe us? Well come see for yourself! 🙂 We’re looking forward to seeing you there! Have a good day/night!

158.69.169.179

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1981	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	1443	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Animals Bred:	176	New Chunks Explored:	776460
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Farms Harvested:	786
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Votes:	9498	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	New Chunks Explored:	251476
Votes:	4823	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	8691
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	143
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Emeralds Found:	5279
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	196	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	2541
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!