| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2051 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
mc.mine-prison.com
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6577 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 336 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3037 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8393 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 174 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4257 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9393 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2724 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5060 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6139 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 149 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3863 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8792 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8589 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5871 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9391 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3344 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8076 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4845 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4432 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 122 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5515 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 180 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
