We are a nice’n cozy 18+ SMP community! We are pretty laid-back and we like to keep things as vanilla as possible, just spicing it up with some neat small plugins. So, no land claims here! But dont worry, we do have protection plugins installed to rollback possible grief or stealing!
Our server is running on 1.20.4 and will never reset. Feel free to take breaks and come back to your progress exactly as you left it!
Only catch is, if you decide to leave our Discord, we’ll consider it as your departure from the server. This means you’ll be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset. This is made to ensure long-term sustainability of our SMP community. As time progresses, finding suitable land to settle on becomes increasingly challenging.
We’re not picky about who joins; we’re all about letting you play the way you love. Whether you’re a redstoner, explorer, or builder, you’re welcome here. Our economy is kind of like Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is also a shopping district at spawn which is the heart of the server.
As a community, we’re into big, ambitious projects, so you’ll find some awesome builds scattered around. And for Java players, we’ve got a mod pack that adds some fun stuff like voice chat and optimization tweaks. It’s optional, though—no pressure.
Just a few rules: zero tolerance for discrimination or racism!! We like some banter, but let’s keep it friendly. And remember, never trust HMitten!
If that sounds interesting, simply fill up this short application form, and we will get you added on discord ASAP!:
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Are you addicted to mining diamonds? Building epic castles? Taming wild llamas? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a support group for players who can’t stop crafting pickaxes and a rehab center for those who can’t resist the urge to punch trees. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Join now and let your blocky obsession run wild!
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our server is also home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poop out blocks of solid gold. if you can catch one, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.
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Forgotten Realm is a small server focused on survival with some rpg/mmo mechanics. The terrain generation is customized, with floating islands, sky-high mountains and deep reaching caves.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further! Our server is like a dark forest of fun and chaos, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us and experience the thrill of international relations in the 21st century, Minecraft style!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a rival faction declares war on you! Will you form alliances with other players to defend your territory, or will you go rogue and take on the whole server by yourself? The choice is yours, but beware – in the dark forest of our server, anything can happen!
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Are you tired of being laughed at and insulted for your lackluster Minecraft renders? Well, fear no more, because on our server, you’ll fit right in! We specialize in embracing the less talented, the underdogs, the ones who just can’t seem to get it right. Join us and revel in the glory of being the worst of the worst!
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So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re constantly reminded of your lack of talent? Join us, where mediocrity reigns supreme and failure is celebrated! Who needs skill when you can have a good laugh instead?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where making beds is a thing of the past! No more nagging parents asking you to clean up after your siblings – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and conquer without any bed-making responsibilities.
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So come on over and leave the bed-making woes behind. Join our server and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the mess of creepers exploding all around you. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
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Join us if you want to avoid players who can’t handle losing a game of Minecraft without throwing a tantrum. Our server is a safe space for those who understand that it’s just a game and losing is all part of the fun.
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