| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1829 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9949 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6807 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1169 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Votes: | 8978 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9045 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1130 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5860 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3926 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5844 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 992238 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6531 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8247 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1091 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 228 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1637 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3049 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 197 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2956 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6028 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 653 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9582 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1425 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 793 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6808 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 116 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 121 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8355 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2201 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9860 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2320 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 306 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 9679 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 273470 |
