| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6992 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 187 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3020 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 442 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4190 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1133 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 658 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!
🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?
🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8560 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5024 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3840 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 659 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 346 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 89 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7088 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Hacking Allowed | Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server. |
| Griefing Allowed | Players can grief each other’s builds on the server. |
| Base Building | Players can build their own bases and structures. |
| PvP | Players can engage in player versus player combat. |
| No Resets | The server will never be reset. |
| Unmoderated Chat | Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate. |
| Large Storage | The server has 200GB of storage. |
| Obbi Roof | Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built. |
A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.
A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.
A: No, the server will never be reset.
A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.
A: The server has 200GB of storage.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6410 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1326 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 86 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.
But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.
Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.
And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6233 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!
But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8997 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9184 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1600 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8760 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6469 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3887 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?
And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?
Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6610 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?
So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!
