| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9058 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7538 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!
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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7045 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9797 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3962 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7299 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Votes: | 9720 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 244 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 5861 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9431 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3574 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2311 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 290 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1798 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2303 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4818 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5874 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Votes: | 3786 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9378 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 919 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6222 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4300 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7305 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3687 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7967 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1819 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4037 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2061 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 219 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 225 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Votes: | 9272 |
