| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7774 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Votes: | 6770 | New Chunks Explored: | 993337 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3251 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9688 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3970 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4300 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 159 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 265 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9107 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3188 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 229 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1635 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9656 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4762 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 676 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6271 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6719 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 198 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4016 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1531 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5612 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 149 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7677 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5259 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
