| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8119 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Animals Bred: | 105 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Crops Grown: | 4093 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1622 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1732 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 673 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 305 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7281 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1806 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7774 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 115 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 984 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7365 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9050 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8686 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2811 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 239 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8822 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3609 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3038 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2883 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8924 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 140 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
