| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3754 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 943 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9782 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 303 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7116 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 257 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9246 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3573 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6641 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3238 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1389 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5492 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5686 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6276 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3015 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5879 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7371 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9511 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7332 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4370 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6388 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 138 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
