Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever eats one of these carrots gains the ability to shoot fireballs from their eyes and summon a pack of dancing wolves to do their bidding. True story.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive rainbow sheep. These majestic beasts roam the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in their wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch one and shear its wool, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: you can choose to either burn to your death, fall to your demise, or for those feeling extra adventurous, why not set yourself on fire first and then take the plunge? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! As you fight to stay alive in this cutthroat world, remember that they feast on your hopes and dreams, chewing you up and spitting you out as bones. It’s not fate that took us all by storm, it’s just the turn of a card in this twisted game of survival.
So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where slavery never ended, it just became scientific. Who knew virtual reality could be this wild?
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4874 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and you’ll be living the Ys X: Nordics dream, battling it out with mobs in epic quests that will leave you breathless. And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is so user-friendly, even a villager could navigate it.
So why wait? Join now and experience the legend of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your diamond sword and your sense of adventure – you’re gonna need ’em!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so bonkers, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim 10 free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes for in-game goodies like ZENLESSGIFTHS and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC. Who needs diamonds when you have ZENLESSGIFTHS, are we right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of virtual revenge, cunning hares, and friendship fairs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! #BestServerEver #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.
Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.
And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
