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Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	4509
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	143

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	624016
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4751	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	1935
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Votes:	9203
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Potions Brewed:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	515232	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2726	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	730
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3