Discover Valon, an engaging SMP Minecraft server packed with Lands, mcMMO, Jobs, EliteMobs, and AngelChest! Dive into a rich and immersive world where you can stake your claim, develop unique abilities, explore exciting careers, challenge powerful mobs, and safeguard your valuable loot. Become a part of the Valon community and set off on an extraordinary journey!
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Imagine being a majestic unicorn ruling over a kingdom of rainbow-colored sheep, or a fire-breathing dragon leading a nation of lava-loving villagers. The possibilities are endless and the crazier, the better!
But wait, there’s more! You can also choose to join someone else’s nation and become a citizen, changing your race in the process. Will you be a mermaid living in a nation of talking dolphins, or a goblin causing mischief in a kingdom of friendly giants?
Join us now and let your imagination run wild in this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Who will have the most citizens and reign supreme? Only time will tell in this hilarious and unpredictable world!
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where you find yourself in a love triangle with three cows. That’s right, you bred one of them and now you have to figure out which one is the baby daddy. Will it be the left cow, the middle cow, or the right cow? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. From stealing your crops to starting a chicken rebellion, you never know what antics they’ll get up to next.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a cow. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
Embark on epic quests like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” and “Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Heavy Armor)” where you’ll face off against the fiercest enemies like the Hovercraft with special armor!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a chance to meet Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits! Who knew they were such fashion icons in the Minecraft world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity. Will you be the one to capture the Rainbow Sheep Unicorn and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest coding and gaming adventure of your life! Remember, real gamers use 2 spaces to indent their code.
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.
So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!
Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.
Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.
And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.
And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!
But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. Yes, you heard that right – dance battles! Our server is known for its wacky events and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might just end up dancing with a creeper).
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners featuring Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banners – Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Vortex Vanquisher (Polearm) are just waiting for you to wield them in battle.
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Daily check-in rewards, redeemable codes with Primogems, and a community like no other await you. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that RLUSD was created by a group of schizos who were tired of boring stablecoins and decided to create their own wacky version. Legend has it that they mined the RLUSD straight out of the Nether, using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a whole lot of insanity.
So come join us on this wild ride and see for yourself why RLUSD is the craziest stablecoin in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just become a schizo yourself!
