| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9572 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7671 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 535 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 426557 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9005 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 463 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3653 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3310 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6918 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1033 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7108 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 406338 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6578 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 137 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3621 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1066 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6945 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5234 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9118 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6254 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2028 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5846 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6080 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8923 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5020 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7540 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5032 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9127 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3414 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 153 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
