Semi Survival Craft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

New Minecraft Servers

SemiSurvivalCraft: Halloween Event / Month of October

Welcome to SemiSurvivalCraft! We’re a Cross Platform Semi Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with an active community, no resets, and a whole lot more listed below! We support both Java and Bedrock version of Minecraft so you can join and play on any device. We aim to provide the best Semi Vanilla Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities.

## Halloween Event Information

SemiSurvivalCraft will be preforming a Spawn Move to kick off our Halloween Event! This means a whole new Overworld Spawn with many plots to claim, a whole new Nether Hub (also with many plots to claim)a completely new Halloween Themed PVP Battlefield, and our other Halloween Event activities to keep you busy during the spooky season.

Date of event start: October 8, 2022 8:00 PM UTC
Date of event end: November 1, 2022 8:00 PM UTC

We’re adding three new zones throughout the event. Collect 15 colorful pumpkins in mysterious worlds to add to your collection. If action is more your thing, reap chaos in our brand-new, limited-time, Anarchy PVP Battlefield map.

The three Halloween Event zones will be:

Tortured Forest
Sunken Marsh
Wayward Mines

Starting off the event is the Tortured Forest, other zones will be released later in the event. At spawn, you’ll find three portals, each one leads to a zone. Hiding away in each zone are 5 vex. Each one is waiting to trade Pumpkin Points for a unique pumpkin. Once you find an vex, they’ll trade 5 Pumpkin Points for a pumpkin. You gain Pumpkin Points everyday of the event!

(Make sure to spend all your Pumpkin Points before the event ends! They will have no value after the zones close)

## General Server and Gameplay Info

Semi Vanilla Minecraft
Multiple Sethomes
Random Teleport
Land Claims
Grief Protection *(All players can use `/co near`)*
TPA / Player Teleport
Dedicated PVP Areas *(Always protected on claimed land)*
Faster Nights when players are using Beds
Free Vote Ranks
Hard Mode Server
Large Biome Generation
No Economy Plugins
Vivecraft Supported: Minecraft VR Server
Crossplay: Java + Bedrock
Proximity Voice Chat (Requires Discord)
No Resets (We expand our border for new chunk / terrain generation )

## SSC Info

Server Name: Semi Survival Craft
Website: https://www.semisurvivalcraft.com
Discord: https://www.semisurvivalcraft.com/discord
Server Address: red.semisurvivalcraft.com
How to connect: Java: https://www.semisurvivalcraft.com/#connect-java
How to connect: Windows 10 & Mobile https://www.semisurvivalcraft.com/#connect-bedrock
How to connect: Xbox & Nintendo Switch https://www.semisurvivalcraft.com/#connect-other
Versions Supported: 1.9 -> 1.19.*
Server Age: Over 2 Years online with more than 50’000 players joined

## Rules

Be respectful / No Excessive Vulgarity / English in public chat
No Cheats or Hacked Clients
No Excessively Laggy Builds (Chunkloaders or Ultra Large farms/sorters)
No Ads/CAPS/Spam/Racism/Politics/Religion or similar
Looting unclaimed land is allowed but griefing it is not
No TP Trap Killing (killing players after they TP to you)

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ores Mined:	6208	Farms Harvested:	410
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8855
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	8282	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2194	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8952
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3248	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	661

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	3