| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6518 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8842 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
mango.fps.ms:26004
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6921 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 881 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2449 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 92 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Ores Mined: | 2791 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 116 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 617229 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 159 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9122 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 459 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6813 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7053 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 158 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 119 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7472 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 560901 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5826 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 133 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 126 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6528 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8577 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1090 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6590 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 783 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5624 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
