MineXD | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	543392
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	225	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8331
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8190	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	New Chunks Explored:	31268
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ores Mined:	9596	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Farms Harvested:	594	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Potions Brewed:	161
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1271	New Chunks Explored:	759628
Buildings Constructed:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1