| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5395 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 254 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6648 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 796 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 159 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4819 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1217 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6107 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6722 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5700 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Star Shards Collected: | 198 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6380 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 898128 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2427 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5811 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7893 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3674 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2973 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 580 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2046 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 886232 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9170 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1116 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 288 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9978 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
