| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7089 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
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f5.gamely.pro:40121
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2756 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6607 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1766 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8694 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5222 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5687 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 364 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8518 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7367 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7853 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 590 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9332 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Mines Excavated: | 4220 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6394 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 80 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7808 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 29 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 476 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 120 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9814 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
|---|---|
| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6319 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
