| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1405 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6342 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.
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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1543 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 249 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3143 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9911 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3538 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 393857 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3237 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4578 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7014 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5353 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6048 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 818444 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6423 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5589 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1405 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 620 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 249 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Crops Grown: | 3088 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 172 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 888 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2501 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 591 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 88 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5282 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4458 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5901 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
