| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9024 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1113 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 94 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8563 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1144 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 2479 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3532 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5102 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7507 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5353 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5320 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2138 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 165 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1054 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7144 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 270764 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5978 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 751 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8279 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6410 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1367 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2835 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9918 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 891333 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 204 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
