| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8492 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7180 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4160 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9044 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2411 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 707 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2747 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5829 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5674 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5667 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7773 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7387 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9380 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3530 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 7342 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 360 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 51 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2592 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7490 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6413 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9152 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4736 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 128 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
![🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/152-RuLamp-Retro-Minecraft-server-Minecraft-server.gif)
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3031 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5198 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 114 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8608 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1665 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3871 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
