We got all the crazy builds and epic adventures you could ever dream of!
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take over the world with our pixelated armies!
And guess what? We blame all our problems on women and the Jews, so you’ll fit right in if you’re into that kind of thing!
Don’t waste your time trying to better yourself, just come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection, so you can bling out your blocky creations like a true baller.
Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and epic builds going on around you.
And did I mention we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will blow your mind? Yeah, you heard me right – a freakin’ rollercoaster in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get this party started!
Join us and leave the real world behind, where annoying siblings and overbearing parents have no power over you. Build to your heart’s content and never worry about being interrupted by a loud rendition of the latest pop hit. It’s your world, your rules, and your peace and quiet.
So come on over and escape the chaos of your household – because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be singing is your own praises for finding the ultimate sanctuary from the noise. Join now and start building your own personal paradise away from the musical mayhem!
But like, forget about that show, this Minecraft server is where the REAL drama is at. We’ve got factions fighting over who gets the last diamond, secret underground bases with traps that will make you pee your pants, and a community that is crazier than a creeper on steroids.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, making alliances with other players, and maybe even starting a war just because someone looked at you funny. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?) So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this Minecraft world the craziest place on the internet!
you can, like, choose your favorite politician skin and, like, show off your pvp skills to, like, become the ultimate chancellor of germany!
plus, there are, like, secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and, like, hidden alliances you can make to, like, take down your opponents.
join now and, like, experience the thrill of political warfare in a whole new way! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
We got scientists trackin’ dis shiz, takin’ samples from 213 different locations and revealin’ three phases in the evolution of drift pumice. We talkin’ ’bout rounding, fragmentation, and the diversification of attached biological organisms over time.
It’s like a freakin’ science experiment up in dis server, but with blocks and creepers and all dat Minecraft goodness. So come on down and witness the evolution of pumice rafts in real time, only on our cray cray server! Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!
| Welcome to The Perch! |
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| In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. |
| Core Features: |
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| – A ranking system based on playtime, with lots of perks to unlock. – Intuitive claiming system, with the ability to rent and sell claims. – Active and engaging economy with player-warps. – A never-resetting map, set in Hard mode. – Graves that spawn at your death location. – And much more! |
| INFO: |
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| – IP: rd.the-perch.net – Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ – Store: https://store.the-perch.net/ – Map: https://store.the-perch.net/ |
To join The Perch server, you can connect using the IP address: rd.the-perch.net
Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join us at https://discord.the-perch.net/
Yes, there are lots of perks to unlock as you rank up based on playtime. These perks can enhance your gameplay experience on the server.
Yes, we have an intuitive claiming system that allows players to rent and sell claims. This feature adds a dynamic aspect to the gameplay experience.
No, the map on The Perch server is never-resetting and set in Hard mode to provide a challenging and immersive gameplay experience.
Player-warps are locations set up by players that can be visited by other players. This feature enhances community engagement and convenience for exploration.
Join us and build your own virtual family where the only fights you’ll have are over who gets the last diamond. No more listening to your parents argue about who left the dishes in the sink or whose turn it is to take out the trash – on our server, the only trash you’ll see is the creeper explosions!
Forget about trying to save your parents’ marriage – on our server, the only thing you’ll be saving is your precious loot from pesky mobs. And who needs emotional support when you have a whole community of fellow players ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual counselor to help you navigate the challenges of building the perfect castle. See you in the game!
Forget about having to choose between seeing your long-lost pals or spending time with your significant other – on our server, you can do both! Who needs real-life plans when you can have virtual adventures with your buddies whenever you want?
Join now and say goodbye to social obligations and hello to endless fun and laughter in the virtual world. Trust us, your Minecraft friends will never guilt trip you for spending time with them instead of your girlfriend. It’s a win-win situation!
Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got insane stories happening every day, like that one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (yeah, we don’t question it either).
So come on, hop on this crazy train and see where it takes you. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of blocks, ’cause things are about to get lit!
Join us if you want to test your endurance and see just how strong your Minecraft character really is. Our server is so intense, it’s like doing a marathon while juggling flaming swords and reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you survive the challenges of our server, you’ll unlock the secret to immortality and gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)!
