CraftyCarpenterWars

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is like that unreliable carpenter you hired to fix your windows, but with a twist!

Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and broken promises. Just like how the carpenter claimed he could paint your entire house in a day, we promise you epic adventures and endless fun (but maybe not in a day).

Experience the thrill of waiting for deadlines to be met, only to be disappointed time and time again. Just like how the carpenter blamed his wife’s anxiety for not finishing the job, we’ll come up with equally outrageous excuses for any server downtime.

And just like how the carpenter asked for more money for paint at the last minute, we’ll surprise you with unexpected in-game purchases that you never knew you needed (but definitely do).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with broken promises, excuses, and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Just remember, we may not finish on time, but we’ll definitely keep you entertained.

Galactic Odyssey 1.20.5

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Yo, bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where they’re like “HoloID needs to be disbanded”? Like, what even is that? But listen, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans.
We got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for a single emerald. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, but in a good way, ya know?

And get this, the admins are like wizards or something, always coming up with new events and challenges to keep you on your toes. Plus, they give out free cookies every Tuesday. Who doesn’t love free cookies, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky as a pineapple wearing a top hat, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

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CraftyCulinaryMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for the most insane adventures and crazy antics you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a mob of dancing zombies who only attack players who can’t bust a move! It was a dance-off for the ages, and let’s just say our player’s flossing skills saved the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret quests, epic battles, and even a talking chicken who gives out the best loot in exchange for corn kernels. And don’t even get me started on the magical unicorns that roam the land, granting wishes to those who can find them.

So come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to wash your hands before logging in – you never know what kind of adventures await!

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ExBlockcation: Kids Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Divorce, Edition, ex-partner, ExBlockcation, family dynamics, holiday plans, Kids, Manipulation, Négotiation, parenting, Prioritizing, Respect, Scheduling, show tickets, sports competition, summer vacation, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with an ex who puts work over their own kids? Look no further, join our server and escape the drama of co-parenting with a man who thinks a poolside vacation is more important than his daughter’s sports competition!
Our server is filled with players who know the importance of family and won’t guilt trip you into changing your plans just to accommodate their last-minute holiday bookings. We’ve got a community of supportive players who will have your back when your ex tries to bully you into giving up your show tickets for his convenience.

So, if you want a break from real-life drama and enjoy building virtual worlds with like-minded players, join our server now! Who needs a resort in the Med when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Plus, we promise no one will ever prioritize work over spending time with their kids on our server!

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Rewatch4Life Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever, like seriously. We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And get this, the admins are all secretly pro gamers who will give you super OP weapons if you tell them a funny joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest mobs like zombie pigmen riding on chickens. And if you can find it, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, I promise. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlockBlasters

Action Movies, BlockBlasters, combat scenes, comparison, exaggerated, Explosives, fantasy weapons, firearms, Guns, hand to hand combat, Hollywood, movie props, movie weapons, powerful weapons, real life weapons, science fiction, Special effects, Swords, unrealistic, weak weapons, WEAPONRY

Are you tired of wielding puny weapons in Minecraft that couldn’t even scare a baby zombie? Look no further, because on our server, we have weapons so powerful they’ll make the Ender Dragon cry for its mommy! Imagine wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs, or a bow that shoots exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of taking down creepers with a single punch from your enchanted fist. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in a world where the weapons are as crazy as the players!

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MineralMania Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, economic development, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international agreements, international relations, Minecraft, mineral resources, MineralMania, minerals deal, negotiations, Politics, President Zelensky, Server, source, trade agreement, Ukraine, Ukraine-US relations, united states, US, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where zelensky is too busy playing minecraft to sign minerals deal with US 😂 we got diamonds for days and creepers that dance the macarena 💃 join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and chaotic fun! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles 😱 don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now and let the madness begin! 🎮💥

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UkraineCraft: Brits Rule!

Allies, Britons, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, Favor, foreign policy, international relations, majority, Opinion poll, Politics, Preference, rule, solidarity, Stance, Support, support Ukraine, uk, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, US

LOL this server is like choosing Ukraine over US, but way more fun! Join us and be part of the epic battle between creepers and players. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! Our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn zombies into disco dancers. Plus, we have a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on griefers. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

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Rainfall Oasis – Desert to Savannah

ancient climate, Arabia, Arabian Peninsula, arid climate, climate change, climate research, desert, desert ecology, desertification, environmental history, extreme weather, historical climate, historical weather patterns, leopards, Lions, Oasis, precipitation patterns, Rainfall, SAVANNAH, Vegetation, wildlife populations, Wolves

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Arabia 400 years ago but on steroids! Back in the day, it was raining like cats and dogs, and the whole place was like a freakin’ jungle with lions, leopards, and wolves just chillin’ around. Can you imagine? Now it’s all dry and dusty, but on this server, you can experience the wild side of Arabia like never before! So come on and join us for a wild ride through time and climate change, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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UltronMC

Community, Discord, Discussed, est, Excited, Features, Future, Management team, open beta, option, Players, review, Server, Skyblock, Suggestions, Ton, UltronMC, update, Welcoming

UltronMC is a Skyblock server that is going to be releasing it’s OPEN BETA on 2/7/2025 at 4PM EST. UltronMC has a TON of features with many listed in the discord. The management team is aiming to make a “Server for the People By the People” meaning that their goal is to make a server where suggestions dictate the fate of the server, leaving it in the hand of the players. Ever suggestion will be reviewed by their team and discussed as an option for an update to the server. Community is the most important at UltronMC and the management team is looking to create a welcoming community for everyone. Im excited for the future at UltronMC.

194.153.216.73:25576

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⭐⚡ Wellcube ⚡⭐ ➜ all cases /free [1.16.5+] ❤️ server minecraft

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⚡⭐⚡ Wellcube.space ⚡⭐⚡

A pleasant Grifur project.

❤️ [Гриф]

> Hardcore mode, because here

Privati through precious blocks

And you can blow up any region

The essence of the regime in complete vulture

⚡ [Наши фишки]

> Unique combat pass system

> Free donat and cases /free

> Their enchantments

> PVP of the new version

> Your recipes

> A huge store

> Auctions of players

> Best support

> Powerful Anti-CHET

> Two PVP arena

✌ Connect to us!

✌ Our ipi mc.wellcube.space

✌ version 1.16.5+

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CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic, collaboration, Community, Connect Today, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersive, java, Legacy, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, starting fresh, Survival, Trailer

Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

🏗️ Builders Needed! Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today: 📍 Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

📱 Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

🎥 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

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Chud Hunter’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Beautiful, Chud, chuds, Evidence, EYES, feminine, Hunter, Hunters, ignore, Male, Orwellian, Realm, roasties

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about reality, we’re all about questioning everything and making you regret ever thinking straight!
Join us if you want to experience a world where male chuds are considered the epitome of beauty and femininity. Hunter is our queen, and she slays harder than 95% of those basic roasties out there.

We’re all about that Orwellian vibe, where we ignore the evidence of our own eyes and just go with the flow. It’s like a trip down the rabbit hole, but instead of Alice, you got Hunter leading the way. Don’t question it, just join and see for yourself!

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CheaterAlert Minecraft Server

CheaterAlert, Cheating, cheating partners, Communication Issues, confronting cheaters, controlling behavior, digital harassment, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Inappropriate Behavior, Infidelity, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, online dating, online friendships, online harassment, possessive behavior, relationship boundaries, Server, toxic relationship, trust issues, unwanted advances

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a toxic ex who just can’t take a hint. Will you be able to escape his clutches and find true love in the world of blocks and pixels?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for love, honor, and the title of “owner” and “pet”. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of online relationships and come out on top?

And if that’s not enough, prepare yourself for the ultimate battle of the nudes. Who will reign supreme in the quest for true singleness and freedom from unwanted pictures? Only on our server will you find such thrilling and outrageous adventures!

Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those unwarranted nudes – they might just be the key to unlocking the true secrets of love and friendship in the digital world.

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TransMineChat: Period Problems LOL

best friends, bigot, butted heads, cis woman, clots, estrogen, heavy flow, lol, Malice, menstruation conversation, Off topic, Period, Problems, roommate conflict, safe space, stomach cramps, surgeries, trans roommate, TransMineChat, transparency, Transphobia, transphobic, venting session

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone…unlike the situation with Nora and her roommates! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where you won’t have to worry about being labeled as “borderline transphobic” for simply trying to keep the conversation on track.
Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob. We promise that you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments or accusations of bigotry here. So come on in and build your dream block castle without the fear of being judged for not understanding someone else’s struggles with stomach cramps during their period.

Join us now and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our epic Minecraft world? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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PassionCraft SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, creativity, Dedication, determination, dreams, DRIVE, enjoyment, Enthusiasm, fulfillment, goals, hobbies, inspiration, interests, love, motivation, Passion, PassionCraft, personal growth, purpose, satisfaction, smp

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can build your wildest dreams and slay dragons with your bare hands. We have a secret underground society of villagers who trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether, it’s like a hot tub party with zombie pigmen. So if you want to join the most epic adventure of your life, come join us on our server and let’s create chaos together!

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Java IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

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