DemolishCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	228
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can destroy anything and everything to your heart’s content!

Join us and unleash your inner demolition expert as you blow up villages, set fire to forests, and unleash chaos upon the land. Need a break from all the destruction? No problem! Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our creeper-infested hot tub.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mayhem begin! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos).

SickDayCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, Girlfriend, household dynamics, Illness, Minecraft, movies, Priorities, relationship, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, Server, sick day, SickDayCraft, television, work, work ethic

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	8168	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of sharing a TV with a PS5 addict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your boyfriend drama.

Our server is like a playground for adults, but without the pee and poop accidents (hopefully). We have virtual mascots that dance with you and plenty of food to keep you energized for those long gaming sessions. And the best part? You don’t have to deal with any sore throat excuses here!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a TV when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we guarantee no one will call you an asshole for wanting to watch movies on your day off. It’s a win-win situation!

BroBroNoGo School Skipperz

7th Grade, alarm clock, BroBroNoGo, bus, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, morning commute, morning routine, parental expectations, RESPONSIBILITY, School, school attendance, school commute, school responsibility, school schedule, school transportation, sibling, sibling relationship, sibling support, Skipperz, teenage responsibility

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5915
Potions Brewed:	113	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! Our server is so awesome, even a 7th grader can’t resist the fun (seriously, we have a 7th grader who commutes to school for an hour and still manages to play on our server).

Parents love our server because it’s so entertaining that they don’t have to worry about their kids being bored. Plus, our server is so amazing that it’s practically a responsibility for everyone to join in on the fun. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation where you have to send your little brother to school because he’s too busy playing on our server. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

PerceptionShift – Minecraft SMP

altered perspective, changed outlook, eye-opening moment., impactful experience, life altering event, life lessons, life-changing event, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perception shift, PerceptionShift, personal growth, personal transformation, perspective change, profound impact, Self Discovery, self reflection, shift in mindset, significant event, smp, transformative event, transformative experience

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a whole new world, man. The other day, I was just mining some diamonds, minding my own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started attacking me. I was like, “What the heck is going on?!” Turns out, the server admin had added a new mod that turned all the pigs into flying, fire-breathing monsters. It was insane, but also kinda awesome.

And that’s not even the craziest part. The other day, we had a massive PvP battle in the Nether, and I swear, I saw a player riding a giant chicken into battle. It was like something out of a fever dream, but it was real, man. Real.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will change your perception of life, come join us. Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans we’ll get up to next. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right?

CraftyCrafterz: Ultimate Creation

achievement, advancement, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, Creation, creativity, Development, discovery, Evolution, History, Human, Impact, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, Science, Technology, tool, Transportation, Ultimate

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Is it the wheel? Nah. Is it fire? Pfft, please. It’s obviously our Minecraft server! Why waste time with boring old inventions when you can join our server and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil llamas? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. So come on, join us and show the world that the true greatest invention is Minecraft!

LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9256	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Falling into the Void:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!

join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

CraftyPutin2020

ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

ChaosCraft 2025: Devs Gone Wild

2025, Artificial Intelligence, chaos engineering, ChaosCraft, computer science, developers, devs, Digital World, Experiment, Future, futuristic, glitch, innovation, Life, nuts, patch notes, programming, proof of concept, Reality, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, Wild

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	212	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where the devs are straight up trolling us with their chaos engineering experiments. like, they must have been eating too many enchanted golden apples or something cuz things are getting WILD.

one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.

another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.

if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.

Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

Acetaminophen, adhd, Adventure, association, children, Daughters, DEVELOPING, exposure, higher, likelihood, maternal health, Medical research, Mommys, MOTHERS, neurodevelopmental disorder, pain-relief drug, Paracetamol, pharmaceuticals, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prescription medication, Risk

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Potions Brewed:	118
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

HavenSMP

Application Process, collaboration, Community, configuration changes, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, Friendly, hardware maintenance., HavenSMP, Mature, Mechanics, Optimization, pay to win, Performance, quality-driven, respectful, smp, strong community, Transparent, Vanilla, well-moderated

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	2497	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	290
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Haven SMP
Server Location	Europe, Netherlands
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival]
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date	21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.

Rules: See Discord!

Server Hardware

CPU	Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM	24 GB DDR4
Storage	512GB NVMe SSD

Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

#videogames, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hololive, Land, meme, MODEL, Personality, read aloud, reason, Sana, simps, Skimming, spot, Stream, Strengths, stupid, tits, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Votes:	1740	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5047	Astral Projections Made:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.

Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.

Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.

And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

GrannysSecretRecipe Minecraft Server

aita, brother’s birthday, Drama, family heirloom, family recipe, family tradition, generational recipe, generations, GrannysSecretRecipe, Guilt, immediate family, Minecraft, privacy, refusal, secret recipe, selfish, sentimental, Server, sharing, sister-in-law, special cake recipe, Stubborn

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of family drama over secret cake recipes? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our community is all about sharing the love of cake without the guilt trip. No more arguments with sister-in-laws or guilt trips from brothers – just pure, unadulterated cake fun!

On our server, you can bake and share as many cakes as your heart desires, without anyone telling you it’s selfish to keep a family recipe to yourself. Plus, we have a special feature where you can create your own secret recipes and keep them safe from prying eyes.

So come join us and let’s bake some virtual cakes together, because life’s too short to argue over dessert recipes!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, controversy, decision, Drama, family, groom, important, love, Marriage, moment, pregnancy announcement, Respect, selfish, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.

We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.

So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SceneStealerMC SMP

all time, beloved movies, best scenes, Cinema, cinematic magic, classic movies, favorite films, Favorite movie scene, film, film fanatics, greatest scenes, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movie buffs, must-see scenes, SceneStealerMC, smp, top choices, top movie moments, Top Picks, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9837	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest movie scene reenactments ever! Like, one time we built a giant Titanic ship and reenacted the scene where Jack and Rose are like “I’m flying, Jack!” But instead of flying, they were riding on pigs and chickens, it was so hilarious! And another time, we recreated the Avengers battle scene, but with villagers and creepers fighting each other, it was chaos but so much fun!

So if you want to be part of the most insane movie scene reenactments in Minecraft history, join our SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s a total blast!

PixelPseudoscience

astrology, data manipulation, Deception, fake science, false claims, fraud, Manipulation, Misinformation, PixelPseudoscience, pseudo statistics, pseudoscience, scam, statistical astrology, statistical bias, statistical deception, statistical fallacies, statistical fraud, statistical manipulation, statistical misinformation, statistics, unreliable predictions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5556	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being scammed by fake statistics and astrology readings? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. Our server is scientifically proven to increase your luck by 1000% and boost your intelligence by 200%. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, Professor Fluffykins, who holds a PhD in Minecraftology. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unlock your true potential!

Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

acknowledge, Attack, Conflict, controversy, Crafty, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, president, putin, Putins, relations, russia, SECURITY, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ores Mined:	1864
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	6633
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103

come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!