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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 484173 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?
come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).
so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!
