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Players: 97/400 Votes: 6538
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

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Are you tired of hearing the same old fitness myths over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and let us debunk them for you in the most hilarious way possible!

We have a secret workout routine where you have to mine diamonds for 10 hours straight to build those muscles. Trust us, your arms will be so ripped, you’ll be able to punch through obsidian like it’s butter!

And forget about protein shakes, on our server, the only way to gain strength is by eating enchanted golden apples. Not only will you feel invincible, but you’ll also have a shiny golden glow that will blind your enemies in battle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you have to defeat a dragon in a push-up contest. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to fly in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you can work out in the virtual world and gain superpowers at the same time?

So come join our server and let’s bust those fitness myths together while having a blast!

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  • Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

    Enchanted Haven 1.21.4
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1594
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Star Shards Collected: 108 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Potions Brewed: 49
    Zombie Dances: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

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    My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

    Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

    We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

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  • PapercraftProbs

    PapercraftProbs
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 7383
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

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    Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

    Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

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  • NoSleepMinecraftSMP

    NoSleepMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5588
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

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    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

    We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

    And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

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  • CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

    CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3339
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5391 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 155 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

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    Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

    ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7536
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

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    omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

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  • ZelenskyyCraft2022

    ZelenskyyCraft2022
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1005
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2436
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

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    so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?

    join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

    so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

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  • Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

    Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9327
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ores Mined: 2309
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2678 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

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  • PixelPalsCraft

    PixelPalsCraft
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2809
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 122 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

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    Remember those good old days when you were just a wee lad or lass playing computer games on your ancient desktop? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

    Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a castle so magnificent that it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to all who find it. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So what are you waiting for? Dust off your old computer, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

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  • Elastic Crafty Minds

    Elastic Crafty Minds
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1806
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

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    come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

    imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

    our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

    so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • Hell’s Pit

    Hell’s Pit
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 1234
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

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    Hell’s Pit Server Overview

    Description Hell’s Pit is a lawless wasteland where only the strongest survive. No rules, TNT Duping, vault resets every hour, no restrictions—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft. Build, destroy, raid, and fight your way to the top. The world is yours to shape, if you can hold onto it.
    Spawn Spawn is a battleground, trust is a rare commodity, and alliances are temporary. Adapt or be erased.
    Server Info IP: mc.hells-pit.comDiscord: none yet

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there griefing allowed on the server? Yes, Hell’s Pit is a pure anarchy server with no rules.
    Are there any restrictions on gameplay? No, there are no restrictions on gameplay.
    How often are vault resets? Vault resets occur every hour.
    Is there a Discord server for Hell’s Pit? Currently, there is no Discord server.

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  • Luminous Isles 1.21.2

    Luminous Isles 1.21.2
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 7315
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Villages Defended: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

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    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1126
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

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    Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

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  • CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

    CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2138
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Magic Items Found: 7097
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

    we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

    plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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  • BalticCableBreachCraft

    BalticCableBreachCraft
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6805
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

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  • Epic Drugs Server 2024

    Epic Drugs Server 2024
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4056
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 894 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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