ExeosCraft

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Void Gems Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2646
Votes:	535	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	300
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, decision, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, inner circle, international relations, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, power, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

ZelenskyyCraft2022

activism, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, FIX, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, intervention, leadership, Musk, Politics, Polls, public opinion, social media, Support, Technology, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft2022

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, you know that dude musk, right? well, he’s all like “i’m gonna fix x” cuz apparently lots of peeps want zelenskyy from ukraine to be in charge or somethin’. but like, who cares about that when you can join our minecraft server and have a blast?

join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a unicorn while battling a dragon with a lightsaber. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so forget about x and zelenskyy, come join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Bull’s Roar in the Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, animalistic, attention seeking, attraction, Balls, Behavior, bellowing, breedable, Bull, Bulls, DOMINANCE, exhibitionism, Femanons, HERD, Masculinity, mating, primal, Provocative, Public, Roar, scattering, Social, societal norms, Wild

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2160
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild stampede of breedable femanons running around, just waiting for you to come and tame them! And let me tell ya, my balls are always full at the end of the day on this server. So, if you wanna unleash your inner bull and have a blast, come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

PixelPalsCraft

90s games, arcade games, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood pastimes, classic games, computer games, dos games, early gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, interactive entertainment, Nostalgia, old school gaming, pixelated graphics, PixelPalsCraft, pre-2000s, retro games, video games, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ores Mined:	2911
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Remember those good old days when you were just a wee lad or lass playing computer games on your ancient desktop? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a castle so magnificent that it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to all who find it. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Dust off your old computer, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Elastic Crafty Minds

Crafty, elastic, elasticity, elasticity theory, material analysis, material behavior, material deformation, material elasticity, material engineering, material flexibility, material properties, material strength, material testing, materials science, mechanical properties, Minds.., molecular dynamics, molecular materials, Molecular structure, new understanding, research, scientific discovery

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Farms Harvested:	560	Votes:	7569
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Hell’s Pit

Adapt, alliances, Anarchy, Battleground, BUILD, destroy, Fight, HellS, Ip:, Minecraft, Pit, Raid, Raw, Resets, restrictions, Risk, Server, Shape, Tnt, Trust, Unfiltered, VAULT, Wasteland

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Hell’s Pit Server Overview

Description	Hell’s Pit is a lawless wasteland where only the strongest survive. No rules, TNT Duping, vault resets every hour, no restrictions—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft. Build, destroy, raid, and fight your way to the top. The world is yours to shape, if you can hold onto it.
Spawn	Spawn is a battleground, trust is a rare commodity, and alliances are temporary. Adapt or be erased.
Server Info	IP: mc.hells-pit.comDiscord: none yet

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, Hell’s Pit is a pure anarchy server with no rules.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No, there are no restrictions on gameplay.
How often are vault resets?	Vault resets occur every hour.
Is there a Discord server for Hell’s Pit?	Currently, there is no Discord server.

Luminous Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, cost, Covenant, danger, deadly, Fatal, hazardous, Isles, Life, life-threatening, luminous, OMINOUS, Peril, Perilous, precarious, Risk, threat, Treacherous, Unsafe, Warning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, CraftyCreeperz, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life wisdom, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyRussianAggro, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, G7, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, objections, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Statement, summit, Tension, territorial dispute, U.S, world affairs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BalticCableBreachCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBreachCraft, cyber attack, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital infrastructure, Espionage, internet connectivity, Investigating, investigation, maritime security, national security, Nordic countries, possible breach, prime minister, security breach, submarine cable, Surveillance, Sweden, telecommunications, undersea cable

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Epic Drugs Server 2024

drug approvals, drug development, drug distribution, drug efficacy, drug innovation, drug manufacturing, drug market, drug marketing, drug monitoring, Drug research, drug safety, drug testing, Drugs, EMA, Epic, FDA, Healthcare, medical advancements, MHRA, Novel drugs, pharmaceuticals, regulatory agencies, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	2598

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

🌍 Stability:	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win:	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back:	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity:	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins:	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform:	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

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