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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5258 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 530 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob. And get this, every time you mine a block, a baby pig spawns! It’s like a never-ending porkchop buffet, I swear.
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, they’re epic! We once had a battle where everyone was riding on llamas and shooting arrows blindfolded. It was chaos, but so much fun!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
