CraftyPutinLiesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Potions Brewed:	185	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Towns Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Star Shards Collected:	51
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Votes:	3705
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3575	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Void Armor Forged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1450	Dimension Hops:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	86

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	248

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Towns Built:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2