Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous.
We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.
Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chickens can breakdance.
Don’t waste your time reading long documents, come build a castle with us and ride a llama into battle.
| Server Name | Community Vanilla Server |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Age Requirement | 18+ |
| Supported Platforms | Java & Bedrock |
| Season Start Date | 1st Feb |
| Season Duration | 8+ months |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted and only adults over the age of 18 are allowed to join. |
| What is the purpose of the server? | The server is meant to be a cozy and safe space for adults to relax, build, and enjoy the game without worries of griefers or hackers. |
| How long do seasons last? | Seasons typically last around 8+ months. |
| Is the server properly moderated? | Yes, the server is moderated to ensure a drama-free environment for all players. |
| How can I join the server? | You can drop your Discord below or add the server owner’s Discord – kyronix. |
I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the mind-bending chaos of a world where up is down, left is right, and nenes are chinks?
Join now for a trip into the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows in this topsy-turvy world of chinks and nenes!
Join our server for a wild and crazy time filled with adventure and laughter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for there are also creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!
But fear not, for our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a castle? A rollercoaster? A giant statue of a potato? We’ve got you covered!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can have as many male friends visit your virtual house as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! So come on over and join the fun – your mom might not understand, but we sure do! 😂
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
imagine being held captive in gaza, but instead of feeling scared, you’re actually having a blast building and exploring in our virtual world!
join now for the ultimate hostage experience, where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun!
don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a virtual prisoner and make new friends along the way! join our server today and start your journey to freedom (or maybe just more captivity, who knows?)!
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – a giant army of flying pigs that will swoop in and save the day!
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. you can ride unicorns, collect rainbow blocks, and even battle evil leprechauns for their pot of gold!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life! Time has come to join the madness!
| Features | Hardcore survival multiplayer |
|---|---|
| Supported Editions | Java Edition and Bedrock Edition |
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| Pay-to-Win | Non-pay-to-win with cosmetic VIP rank |
| Server Address | play.theosismc.com |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is TheosisMC server about? | TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer server for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition with unique gameplay features. |
| How can I join the server? | You can use the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a friend on Xbox/cross-platform to join. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win with a cosmetic VIP rank. |
| What are the main features of the server? | The server features an economy-driven gameplay, land claiming system, and custom items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life. |
On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?
So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!
Imagine logging in one day to find out that your precious emeralds were used to pay for your stepbrother’s enchanted armor. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your resources will be safe from any sneaky family members trying to steal them.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot just because they made poor financial decisions. Join our server and build your empire without worrying about someone else’s tuition fees draining your hard-earned loot.
So come on over and join us, where your diamonds are yours and yours alone. No more sharing with stepbrothers or anyone else trying to mooch off your success. Let’s mine and craft in peace, away from the drama of family finances gone wrong!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.
So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!
if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.
Want to build a synagogue next to a hair salon? This is the place for you! Embrace the chaos and confusion as you navigate through a world where anything is possible.
Experience the thrill of trying to explain to your friends why you’re a Jewish blonde in Minecraft. It’s a conversation starter like no other!
Join today and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and yourself. Don’t miss out on the madness!
One player, let’s call him Steve, was working as a boring accountant when he stumbled upon our server. After spending just a few hours mining diamonds and battling creepers, he realized that his true calling was to be a master builder in our Minecraft universe. So, he marched into his boss’s office, yelled “I quit!”, and never looked back.
Another player, let’s call her Alex, was a high-powered lawyer who was tired of the stress and pressure of her job. But after joining our server and experiencing the tranquility of farming and fishing, she decided that she would rather spend her days tending to her virtual crops than arguing in a courtroom. So, she dramatically threw her briefcase out the window and declared herself a full-time Minecraft player.
If you’re ready to take the leap and join a community where creativity knows no bounds and the possibilities are endless, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you may just find yourself quitting your job on the spot too!
