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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7503 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 8967 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to participate in the legendary Potato Olympics. That’s right, we have competitions like potato sack races, potato tossing, and even a potato beauty pageant. It’s a spud-tacular time, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where you can boogie down with the Endermen. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a real party animal.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures of your life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re a square like a block of dirt. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!