New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 107/800 Votes: 7752
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Towns Built: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Holy Grails Found: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, bro.

and get this, we have a secret underground lair where all the players can battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, imagine fighting a giant spider with a diamond sword while riding a llama. it’s pure madness, man.

also, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can make you invincible for, like, forever. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so, like, come join us on this crazy minecraft server and let’s have the time of our lives. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible, right? let’s do this!

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  • Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    Eternal Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 294
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

    I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1859
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Crops Grown: 7559 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 2988
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 5184
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9088
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 398

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 3864
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Zombie Dances: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4375 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3536
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7287
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2092
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6082
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3740 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 8491
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Mines Excavated: 1681 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6912 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ores Mined: 7467
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • NopeNotDoingThatAgain

    NopeNotDoingThatAgain
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6586
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

    Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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  • JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

    JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 2292
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

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  • Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

    Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3038
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 18

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    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

    Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 8090
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

    Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

    So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

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