HealthAlertsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	841	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	8428	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Towns Built:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7368	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	1467
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Animals Bred:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	5411	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2437
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	223
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7014	Animals Bred:	128
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Enchantments Applied:	114
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1