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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1849 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Animals Bred: | 181 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And every full moon, a giant zombie llama comes out to challenge anyone brave enough to take it on in a dance-off.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamacorns who control the weather and can summon thunderstorms on command. Plus, every new player gets a free pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you while you mine for diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!