| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1918 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6718 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 230 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5514 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9026 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 246 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 200 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6904 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1302 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2869 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 97 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7998 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 226 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 233 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9939 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1736 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 747 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9103 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2352 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8017 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 134 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 236 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7328 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
