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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8196 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.
So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!