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CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Votes:	3392	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Mines Excavated:	4233	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2213	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Divine Spears Created:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Farms Harvested:	100
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	7469
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	8711
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3189
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	61
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	188
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8557	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Emeralds Found:	4226

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	547	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Players:	101/300	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7668	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5