InstaSnitch Minecraft Server

acquaintances, anger, Argument, Assumptions, classmate, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, friendship, Honesty, Hypocrisy, instagram, InstaSnitch, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nosy, private story, religious beliefs, Screenshot, Server, social media, Trust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu!

Join us and leave behind all the screenshotting, Instagram story drama, and misunderstandings. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about being labeled as a nosy drama-stirrer.

We promise that no one will judge you for speaking up about private Instagram stories here – in fact, we encourage it! Let your creativity run wild and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who knows, you might even find a new loyal friend who will always have your back during class presentations (even if they’re tired).

So come on over and join our server, where loyalty is key, drama is non-existent, and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations imaginable. See you there!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	234	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8483
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	840	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1455

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	132	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Votes:	6972
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	823
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8183

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Items Found:	5273
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Votes:	6976	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1742	Votes:	9745
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Emeralds Found:	740
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ores Mined:	8343	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!