ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown

AMERICANS, confusion, control, controversy, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Federal, federal agencies, Government, Impact, influence, innovation, leadership, Musks, Politics, power, Programs, questions, Shutdown, smp, society, speculation, Technology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6352	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Votes:	2839
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Animals Bred:	188
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Items Found:	7604	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Farms Harvested:	412
Mines Excavated:	1416	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2038	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	9344	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	2795
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	373	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	4487
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org