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Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	58
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	8334
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mines Excavated:	2584
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2202

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	193
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	350535
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	6385
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7023	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Star Shards Collected:	213
Endless Night Skies:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	154
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1568	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4