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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2439 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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