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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5376 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.
But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.
And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
