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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1675 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3270 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!