ClimatePurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	676208	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Items Found:	7599	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6227	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Buildings Constructed:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8947	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	6098	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6005
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Animals Bred:	149
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Votes:	4706	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	2707
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	2559
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10